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hiding the pubes

The ridiculously low pants that guys are wearing has finally gone too far. It was dumb enough when they started wearing them below their butts, but at least them kept them belted above their junk. Not anymore. Now the front is as low as the back and I've noticed that dudes are walking around with a hand strategically gripped to the floppy fly of their boxers. I assume it's to keep from exposing themselves.

I still can't decide if I'm amused or disgusted.


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Aug. 6th, 2009 12:31 pm (UTC)
Personally I'd be disgusted.

Maybe I'm a bit prudish that way, but I wouldn't want my junk hanging out for the world to see, and the world probably doesn't want it hanging out there to see.

What's next? Wearing your boxers so low that they barely cover your package?

I don't get it. What is so cool or fashionable about dressing like a cross between a belt-less prison inmate and a male prostitute?
Aug. 7th, 2009 03:30 pm (UTC)
I remember many years back reading a news story about a teen who was running from the cops and got tripped by his low-riding pants and did a bone-breaking faceplant. I found it amusing.

The whole notion is stupid. It's pants that don't serve the basic function of pants and make it impossible to move quickly. WTF is the point?
Aug. 8th, 2009 01:16 pm (UTC)
I'm with you on the disgusted part. I'm actually quite surprised that pants hanging half way down and below the butt have endured as long as they have now. Usually something that stupid doesn't last long.

It continues to befuddle me. You wouldn't think so, living here in LA, but it still does.
Aug. 8th, 2009 01:29 pm (UTC)
The only funny thing about the low hanging pants is watching someone carry something with both hands or perform some other action while trying to keep his pants from falling down. It takes one hand on them almost all the time.

When you see that for a couple minutes you can't help but laugh at how illogical it is.
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