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in the belly of the beast

My giant crazy cat ate my favorite necklace. Well, he didn't eat the little charm, but he ate about 95% of the leather strap it dangles from, including the clasp. WTF cat?! I must have left part of it sticking out of my jewelry box or something and he yanked it out. The jewelry box was still closed, yet I found the remnants of the necklace on the floor.

He's like a shark, this cat. He'll eat anything. He's been known to eat plastic, tape, paper, carpet fuzz, rubber bands, pieces of vinyl mini blinds, styrofoam, hair, ponytail holders and aluminum foil. And now I'll add a leather strap and a metal clasp to the list. I wonder if all this stuff is just stuck in his stomach?



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the_narration
Apr. 22nd, 2009 12:19 pm (UTC)
My family's dog would chew on anything you left close enough to the ground for him to reach, but actually swallowing and digesting it? Not so much. Are you sure your cat isn't actually a Nibblonian or a swamp dragon in disguise?

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