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so many crimes, so little time

Picked up from zanpakto

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I'd gotten arrested for?

Lay it on me, then pose the question in your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.


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Nov. 13th, 2008 02:32 pm (UTC)
Terroristic threats against the writers/producers of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
Nov. 13th, 2008 05:50 pm (UTC)
Wha-? After this week's awesome ep? I would never. Last week, maybe.
Nov. 13th, 2008 05:54 pm (UTC)
Well, you've got to keep them motivated to produce high quality episodes somehow.

And when they come home and find their dog... SHAVED!

That just went to far.
Nov. 13th, 2008 06:00 pm (UTC)
Oh, you heard about that? Heh, yeah, not my proudest moment.
Nov. 13th, 2008 03:47 pm (UTC)
so you came home and someone stole all your action figures; so you track them down via the internet and threaten him until he tells you he sold it to another guy. He wants $250,000. You rob a bank, but the clerk recognizes you by the way you walk and you run from the cops that were called. You finally get your figures back, but the cops are waiting outside. wala!
Nov. 13th, 2008 05:52 pm (UTC)
I like how you've got me robbing a bank to pay off some action figure thieves instead of just robbing the action figure thieves themselves to get my stuff back. It sounds just inefficient enough to be me.
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