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Scientific Method VS Me

"...and then take a Sharpie and mark an end date on it when you start using it."

This is my husband's solution for how to determine when my disposable razor is used up. He proposed a fully scientific method of marking my next fresh razor with a start date, tracking how long it's good for, then writing an expiration date on each subsequent razor as it's put into use.

I told him that was a ludicrous idea.

"Why don't you post it and see what everyone else thinks."

And so I am.

I still prefer the method that prompted this discussion: "Ouch. Is this thing used up already?"


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Jul. 20th, 2008 03:01 am (UTC)
Well, seeing as how he is a man and you are a woman you are obligated to be completely and uncompromisingly subservient to his ideas! Go along with his proposal without question.

In all seriousness, it does sound rather funny. I'd go along with it if only to have something interesting to do with disposable razors.
Jul. 20th, 2008 07:41 am (UTC)
Hardy har har...

I hadn't considered trying to make disposable razors more interesting as a reason to put his plan into effect. But no. I don't think that's good enough. Too much effort.
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