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WTF mirror?!

I'm assuming I'm not the only one who's bathroom mirror is a total frakking liar. Mine tells me I look fine and then I stroll on out and catch my reflection in a shop window or my car visor mirror and I'm wondering what the hell happened since I last saw myself at home?! I've even got these special "natural light" bulbs for my bathroom, but instead of giving me a more accurate view of what I look like in natural light, they just perpetuate a greater illusion. Maybe I need to put fluorescent bulbs in there because seriously, if you can make yourself look decent in fluorescent lighting, you can look decent in any lighting. And then I also might not cringe when I go into a fitting room.


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Jun. 10th, 2008 02:35 am (UTC)
I think your mirror and my mirror should get together and go bowling sometime.

See, now you mentioned John Bender the other day and I've had nothing but Breakfast Club quotes running through my head ever since.
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