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The Bad Fic Experiment

  • Sep. 12th, 2008 at 2:17 AM
rule 34
My LJ muse [info]cisaac is at it again — inspiring me to create. Unfortunately it's not action figures this time, it's fic. Bad fic. Really, really bad fic. But don't blame him. All he did was rattle off some things that bug him (and anyone whose IQ is above 100) about poorly written fan fiction. After reading the list, I found myself lost in the creation of the worst comment fic I could whip up (I'll freely admit it was great fun to write something so intentionally awful).

Anyway, it's now on fanfiction.net and that is actually [info]cisaac's fault. He suggested I post it there just to see what kind of reviews it would get. I did and though the comments haven't been flowing in as rapidly as I might have hoped, they are certainly amusing. [info]metroid13, who's in on the gag, even added a ridiculously over-the-top glowing review.

So if you care and if you dare, I present to you the worst TSCC fic you'll ever read (dear God I hope)...

John's "Brainy" Girlfreind

WARNING: This fic may contain horrendous misspellings, bad punctuation, run-on sentences, excruciatingly bad writing, an absurd necrophilia "plot" and a punchline by Cameron that might just make it all worthwhile.

What the critics are saying >> )



TSCC: Samson & Delilah - MY way ;)

  • Aug. 23rd, 2008 at 5:33 AM
sarah ouch
Based on promos and the silliness that befalls me in the wee hours of the night, I've written up an abbreviated script of the first episode of the season. I couldn't cover everything, so apologies to Ellison and Catherine for not making it. Spoilers, obviously, but only if you've been living in a cave for the past several weeks.

Read on and hopefully laugh a little >> )



TSCC ficlet: The Grocery List

  • Jun. 5th, 2008 at 6:04 AM
sarah derek animation
Title: The Grocery List
Author: Roxy Bisquaint
Characters: Sarah and Derek, minor appearance by Cameron
Rating: Teen
Word Count: ~500
Summary: He wanted it. She gave it to him.
Notes: I hope you don't hate me for his one.

To the fic >> )



TSCC ficlet: One Round

  • May. 24th, 2008 at 5:00 PM
sarah no fate
Another short fic done for [info]otw_onlinecon's Hodgepodge Challenge.
The prompt was: Derek and/or John, the number 90210.

~300 words here >> )



TSCC ficlet: 2 Minutes Late

  • May. 23rd, 2008 at 5:45 AM
sarah kidding me
Just a quick fic done for [info]otw_onlinecon's Hodgepodge Challenge.
The prompt was: Sarah and/or Cameron catching a train.

~240 words here >> )



TSCC fic: Salvation in the Grass

  • Mar. 28th, 2008 at 1:36 AM
sarah derek animation
Title: Salvation in the Grass
Author: Roxy Bisquaint
Characters: Focus on Sarah and Derek, minor appearances by John and Cameron
Rating: Teen (language)
Word Count: ~4600
Summary: Sarah and Derek find common ground in the loss of Kyle.
Notes: Thanks to [info]life_on_queen for beta reading.

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Roxy Bisquaint...

Is self-indulgent. Over thinks everything. Looks really good in these jeans. Wants to eat butterscotch. Makes herself laugh. Does 60 crunches. Lives with 2 ghosts. Procrastinates daily. Measures once, cuts twice. Hates Foo Fighters. Drinks lots of coffee (keep it coming). Puts spiders outside. Brings balance to the force. Draws a perfect curve. Enjoys dark chocolate. Freaks out on planes. Bangs on the drums. Always gets in the slow line. Orders from a menu. Hopes to be reincarnated. Speaks fluent Sarah Connor. Loves a good storm. Dances like a dork. Picks some locks. Tips well. Refuses to share popcorn. Covets Liz Sherman's boots. Dreams about the future. Sings off key. Has a superpower. Pops off some rounds. Needs some eyeliner. Goes to bed at dawn. Can't resist good smut. Quotes movie lines. Eats whipped yogurt. Lets the story tell itself. Maintains a rich fantasy life. Knows all the mysteries of the gods and of the universe.

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