Is self-indulgent. Over thinks everything. Looks really good in these jeans. Wants to eat butterscotch. Makes herself laugh. Does 60 crunches. Lives with 2 ghosts. Procrastinates daily. Measures once, cuts twice. Hates Foo Fighters. Drinks lots of coffee (keep it coming). Puts spiders outside. Brings balance to the force. Draws a perfect curve. Enjoys dark chocolate. Freaks out on planes. Bangs on the drums. Always gets in the slow line. Orders from a menu. Hopes to be reincarnated. Speaks fluent Sarah Connor. Loves a good storm. Dances like a dork. Picks some locks. Tips well. Refuses to share popcorn. Covets Liz Sherman's boots. Smokes too much. Dreams about the future. Sings off key. Has a superpower. Pops off some rounds. Needs some eyeliner. Goes to bed at dawn. Can't resist good smut. Quotes movie lines. Eats whipped yogurt. Lets the story tell itself. Maintains a rich fantasy life. Knows all the mysteries of the gods and of the universe.