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My dearest tobacco,

I think you are my soulmate.

All my love,
Roxy

No, I have not smoked.



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cisaac
Apr. 2nd, 2010 06:38 am (UTC)
I was about to go 'HAVE YOU STARTED AGAIN!?!' and get all uppity until I saw the last line.

It's April 2nd now! No fools jokes!

:D
roxybisquaint
Apr. 2nd, 2010 07:34 am (UTC)
hehehe. I figured I better add that note at the bottom or people would think I'd started smoking again. I didn't. I won't. I'm finished with that life. That wasn't actually intended to be an April fool's joke, though. I'm going to make another post to explain.
intrepid01
Apr. 2nd, 2010 07:52 am (UTC)
Think about it, what does cigarettes come in?

A small “paper” carton lined with “foil.”

It's a growing conspiracy, first foil out for blood, then paper cuts, and the coup de grace, tobacco.

I tell you it's evil, run Roxy!
roxybisquaint
Apr. 5th, 2010 08:30 am (UTC)
Oh damn, I never eve realized that paper is so eeeevil!
fig_aruna
Apr. 3rd, 2010 12:48 am (UTC)
*pat pat*

Stay strong, Roxy! The two of you just need to shift your relationship into something that's slightly more healthy :)
roxybisquaint
Apr. 5th, 2010 08:28 am (UTC)
So true.
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Is self-indulgent. Over thinks everything. Tweets too much. Looks really good in these jeans. Wants to eat butterscotch. Makes herself laugh. Obsesses about aging. Does some crunches. Lives with two ghosts. Procrastinates daily. Measures once, cuts twice. Hates Foo Fighters. Drinks lots of coffee (keep it coming). Puts spiders outside. Brings balance to the force. Draws a perfect curve. Enjoys dark chocolate. Bangs on the drums. Always gets in the slow line. Orders from a menu. Hopes to be reincarnated. Speaks fluent Sarah Connor. Cooks tasty crack theory. Loves a good storm. Dances like a dork. Picks some locks. Tips well. Refuses to share the popcorn. Dreams about the future. Ignores the clock. Sings off key. Has a superpower. Shoots the paper bad guys. Needs some eyeliner. Goes to bed at dawn. Can't resist good smut. Quotes movie lines. Eats whipped yogurt. Lets the story tell itself. Maintains a rich fantasy life. Knows all the mysteries of the gods and of the universe.

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