Is self-indulgent. Over thinks everything. Looks really good in these jeans. Wants to eat butterscotch. Makes herself laugh. Does 60 crunches. Lives with two ghosts. Procrastinates daily. Measures once, cuts twice. Hates Foo Fighters. Drinks lots of coffee (keep it coming). Puts spiders outside. Brings balance to the force. Draws a perfect curve. Enjoys dark chocolate. Bangs on the drums. Always gets in the slow line. Orders from a menu. Hopes to be reincarnated. Speaks fluent Sarah Connor. Loves a good storm. Dances like a dork. Picks some locks. Tips well. Refuses to share popcorn. Covets Liz Sherman's boots. Dreams about the future. Sings off key. Has a superpower. Pops off some rounds. Needs some eyeliner. Goes to bed at dawn. Can't resist good smut. Quotes movie lines. Eats whipped yogurt. Lets the story tell itself. Maintains a rich fantasy life. Knows all the mysteries of the gods and of the universe.